“[…] Elvis gives them a short speech about the death pangs that humanity must go through in order to reach its cosmic pinacle (sic).”

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“First rule, is […]”
NATION OF ULYSSES — A Kid Who Tells on Another Kid is a Dead Kid

“Everything starts with F U.”
FUGAZI — Number 5
FULL SERVICE QUARTET — Lionel Richie
FULL BONEY — Stars; Pinholes in the Curtain of Our Night
FULL FATHOM FIVE — A Trap
FUSES — I’m in Love With Electricity

“Call in NOW with how you’ve been.”
HOTHEAD — Jammed Together
THE BRAIN — Too Much to Dream
WOTZIT — Fake
DON’T ASK — Here’s Another One
ROSHOMON — Develop and Genocide
SOFT SHOULDER — Vacuum
VIAGRA BOYS — Upside Backwards
HOLOGRAMS — Simulacrum

“Yes, yes. That’s not really what it sounds like […]”
NOTS — Rat King
COMPLETE CRAP — Tomorrow
PLAX — Boring Story
PREENING — Circular Problem

“Face it; you’re old and out of touch.”
HUGGY BEAR — Pansy Twist