When the first thing you do is shit your pants, nothing else really matters.

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Welcome to Shart City, USA.
INJURED LIST — I Think You Pooped

Everybody get on to the poo choo train!
MESSRS — Hog Maul
BEEF JERK — Holiday
CRAYON — Crown
CANCERS — Punxlose

I prefer the turd log flume.
AMERICAN HATE — Social Exposure
RED MASS — White Nights
MODERN WARFARE — Delivered
DREAMSALON — Soft Stab

Banned from the bathroom.
PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES — Banned from the Pubs
BAD BRAINS — Banned in D.C.
CRASS — Banned from the Roxy

No matter what you name it, it still sounds like shit.
SUBHUMANS (CANADA) — Fuck You
X — The Feel
PRINCE — In the Living Room
DEATH SQUAD — March to your Death
VIETKONG — Intro/In der Nacht
TOTAL CONTROL — Die Now, Laugh Later

So close.
SWIZ — Cause
UNIVERSAL ORDER OF ARMAGEDDEON — Close to Far Away