You guess how many records we played at the suggested speed and we’ll give you your daily dose of vegetables. Do you know what the ocean sounds like, hippie? Well, guess again.

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Intro song:
PROTEX — Strange Obsessions

Fred — What Speed Is This Again?
LIBYANS — Breathing In
CRIMEWAVE — Mothra
YOUR PEST BAND — My Past Painted Black
TOYS THAT KILL — Kill Mr. Charisma
NATURE BOYS — You Suck

Langford — I Like Foo — Oh, Wait Nevermind
MAMMOTH TORTA — Pacific Thrash Vortex
NOBUNNY — It Tastes Just Like a Milkshake
CHICKEN’S CALL — L’Ecole
CAREER SUICIDE — Recipe for Disaster
THE BANANAS — Feel Good Hit of the Summer

Zoe — Pubic Hair, Fried Eggs & Flannery O’Connor
LIVID — Bright Lights Pubic Hair
TOZIBABE — Dezuje
GRASS WIDOW — Fried Egg
SCREAMING FEMALES — Sheep
NUCLEAR FAMILY — Believers Voice of Victory

Tosh — Ocean Theme
DISCO VIETNAM — Aqua Life
SHARK PANTS — Automatic Pinner
WHITE WALE — We’re Dead
NIGHT BIRDS — Thrilling Murder
SHANNON AND THE CLAMS — Paddy’s Birthday

Outro song:
MAX LEVINE ENSEMBLE — Lucky Ones

Langford, Fred, and Zoe learn about the human body, listen to bands with names that start with the letter “K”, and discuss the nuances of cross cultural innuendo. Also, they can’t read phonetically. Also, Kyah owns you.

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Intro song:
AGATHA — Better

Fred — Newly Issued/Reissued LPs
POST REGIMENT — Znow
RAG RAGE — Acceptance
FUTURE VIRGINS — Painted and Brutalized
MASSHYSTERI — Masshysteri Del Tva
FAT BEAVERS — She Became a Headhunter

Zoe — Wauwatosa (Songs brought to you by the letter “K”)
KYAH — Shain Shan
KLEENEX — U
KILL-A-WATTS — Videogame
KANECLEAR COWBOY — ???
KYAH — Being

Langford — All About Your Body
ANGRY SAMOANS — Lights Out
BAADER BRAINS — Baader Brains
FLESHIES — Runners Legs
POLI STYRENE JASS BAND — Drano in Your Veins
PAINTBOX — Thorn in My Side (Plastic Pump)

Fred — More Killer Tunes
BURNT CROSS — This Bloody Age
CZOSNEK — Winda Nie Funguje / Ibarurri
SUPER WILD HORSES — Lock and Key

Outro song:
POTENTIAL JOHNS — Can I Really Not Go With You

Fred, Zoe and Hannah assault your eardrums with some obnoxious, catchy and pissed off punk rock songs. Riot Grrrl, demo tapes, anarcho-punk, grungy pop… it’s everything you wastoids could want!

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Intro song:
DEAD WIFE – D.W.S.Y.H.F.

Fred – Dog Equals Genocide
GOD EQUALS GENOCIDE – I’m Bound
ROGERNOMIX – Rogernomix
WHITE LUNG – Atlanta
BABIES – Somebody Else
ST. DAD – Jobs and Junk

Zoe – Life Is a Highway
LA LA VASQUEZ – Mexican Ghost on a Boat
MARK SPARKLES – ?
PURPLE RHINESTONE EAGLE – Sleep Golden Sleep
STREET LEGAL – Knocked Off My Feet Again
TWAT SAUCE – Come Back
BIG BLACK CLOUD – Blow Up France

Hannah – Lots of feelings, all bad
BIKINI KILL – Outta Me
X – Some Other Time
GRASS WIDOW – Lulu’s Ups
BIKINI KILL – Star Bellied Boy
SONGS FOR MOMS – I Used to Believe

Fred – Pogo in the Pit
UTOPIA – Kolomyja
RVIVR – Grandma
BAYONETTES – Guilty Pleasure
2009 – See You Later

Outro song:
CANADIAN RIFLE – Blank Trade

Fred, Zoe, and Annex play killer songs (old and new) all while stretching attention spans with four minute songs and ramblings of pagans and class war.

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Intro song:
HONEY BANE – Girl On the Run

Fred – New shit
GOD EQUALS GENOCIDE – It Keeps Coming Back
ZYGOTEEN – The River
UNFUN – Save Yourself
FILTH MATTRESS – Apostolic Exhortation
VIVIAN GIRLS – My Love Will Follow Me

Annex – Young and Snotty
DEAD BOYS – Sonic Reducer
THE DAMNED – You Know
SHAM 69 – Borstal Breakout
GERMS – Manimal
ZEROS – They Say (Everything’s All Right)
SEX PISTOLS – Anarchy in the UK

Zoe – Make Love Class War
PATTI SMITH – Piss Factory
THE DILS – Class War
CRASS – Do They Owe Us a Living?
X-RAY SPEX – Warrior in Woolworths
THIS IS MY FIST – Wooden Bullets

Outro song:
EL BANDA – CMA