Alack! Alas! Life is devoid of meaning and substance! There’s no reason to go on! I think I’ll just end it all right… what was that? A radio show, you say?… Maximum Rock’n’Roll? Who’s doing it this week?… Fred, Pete and Langford again?… Anyone else? Matthew? Oh, alright, that sounds pretty cool actually. I guess all these pills will still be here later…

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Intro song:
SHARKPACT — Ocean

Fred — All my news I learned from KISS
HOUSEHOLD — Go Away
SHARP BALLOONS — Evening News
TERRIBLE FEELINGS — Tied Up
CRUDDY — Slow News
UH-OH — History

Matthew — CRIMEWAVE + 4 bands that are nothing like CRIMEWAVE
ANTIDOTE — We Support All Forms of Resistance
FATE — Sam Ze Suba
UTOPIA — Szalency Bieg
ADELITAS — Fronteras Infinitas
CRIMEWAVE — Pancakes

Pete — Endless Revolution Summer
RITES OF SPRING — Deeper Than Inside
IGNITION — Cancellation
THE SHIVERING — Weave
DESCARADOS — La Poca Libertad Que Tenias Fue Robada
WITS END — Enough

Langford — Future Relics
GHADDAR — Close Your Eyes
CAROLEE — Water the Rocks
THE SCEPTRES — Childsplay

Outro song:
THE LOVE TRIANGLE — Quick Joey Small

THIS WEEK, IN RADIO: Ignore that crazy ass message from your ex’s grandmother. We have punk records for you to listen to. Yes, that’s right, Fred, Pete, Francesca, Langford and Francesca are on the radio. Now if only we could parlay this into free coffee somehow…

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Intro song:
COLT TURKEY — The Book

Fred — Candy Corn
TERRIBLE FEELINGS — Impending Doom
CRAZY BAND — I Like You
YOUR PEST BAND — Please Mr. Postman
UH-OH — You’re So Stupid
HAGAR THE WOMB — One Bright Spark

Pete — Uhhhhhhh, Records
CUPID CAR CLUB, M.P. — Child Custody Commandos
COP WARMTH — Morning Guilt
HARRIET THE SPY — How We Got on Kill Rock Stars
CONDOMINIUM — Teeth
MOHINDER — 101

Francesca — Happy 36th B-Day, Ivy Jeanne!
MIAMI — The City That Never Sleeps
ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT — Fuck You Mother Fucker
LOS CANADIANS — Never Can
BLACK RAINBOW — Broomfields

Langford — A Psychedelic Journey (that I fucked up)
SHOPPERS — A4
SLUGZ — Suit and Tie
VIVISICK — The Ant of Babylon
SUDOR — Viejos Con Bocas de Desague
BRAIN F≠ — Lie About Diet

Francesca — Fuck Cops
AK-47 — Badge Means You Suck!
PARTISANS — Bastards in Blue

Outro song:
MDC — Dead Cops

Fred, Langford and Peter stumble through an attempt at radio broadcasting. Punk rock, bad jokes, and other nonsense. Getting ready to fuck some shit up? Listen to this show to get pumped. Let’s go break some fluorescent light bulbs in the alley!

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Intro song:
CRISIS OF CONFORMITY — Fist Fight

Fred — Records That Destroy
ARCTIC FLOWERS — Double Edged
SURRENDER — Crucified
GOD EQUALS GENOCIDE — We Speak for Ourselves
1981 — Controlled by the State
LIBYANS — Anyone Can Do It

Langford — These Are Some Records (That I Like)
DEATHRATS — Give Up
KROMOSOM — Fallout
THOMAS JEFFERSON SLAVE APARTMENTS — Burning Trash
OVENS — Let Down
TRAITORS — Fuck You, I’m a Cop

Pete Has Been Drinking Since Like 1PM Today
THE MICE — Just Like Brick
STRAWMAN — The Order
TINA, AGE 13 — Sunday Morning
HOT SNAKES — LAX
BROKEN WATER — Faux King Vogue
NATIVE NOD — Back to Mimsy

Outro song:
BED WETTIN’ BAD BOYS — Nobody Else

Mariam brings over a 30-pack of lukewarm Bud Light (not joking) and Fred, Langford, Dan and guest DJ Pete bring the terror to your computer terminal. Or radio dial, if that even exists anymore. Enjoy the pain/nonsense/tunes.

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Intro song:
NORMALS — Memories

Fred — Here Comes the Memories
DEAD DOG — Barn
ASTRONAUTS — Everything Stops for Baby
CACAW — My Fork Your Flesh
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD TO CANDYLAND — That I Dunno
GUN OUTFIT — Adam Is a Dream

Dan — My Many Moods
DEATH TRAP — No Hicks
RAW NERVE — Born Under a Bad Sign
MAYDAY — In It to Win It
CAREER SUICIDE — Things Take a Turn

Langford — Yet Another Smooth Transition
COUSIN BRIAN — Do Stay Over
NEON BLUD — Neon Nite (7” edit)
COPROLITOS — El Ritual
HUGGY BEAR — Shaved Pussy Poetry
HYGIENE — Things to Do

Pete enjoys the ’90s
SUPERCHUNK — Cast Iron
(YOUNG) PIONEERS — Love Songs from the International Section
BORN AGAINST — My Favorite Housing Project

Outro song:
ONE LAST WISH — My Better Half