Pete ventures into the world of punk without Langford, just like he did between the 13th year and 35th year of his life. He is tired, he works too much, he lacks luster, but the songs don’t. OK, some of them do, but most of them don’t.

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Intro:
BORN AGAINST – Lillian

Pete wonders why Langford couldn’t make it tonight.
PSYCHIC BAOS – Society’s Lien on Peace of Mind
GROANING GROOVE – Earth Blues
REPUBLIC OF DREAMS – Dooh Nibor/Would You Like Some Sauce to These Toxins?
ALRIGHT – Cold Feet
THE WYCH ELM – When Someone Mildly Interrupts

He said that he didn’t have to work tomorrow.
TOMBOY – Bethany
WYMYNS PRYSYN – Head in a Vice
BIG BUSINESS – No Vowels
PERMANENT RUIN – Titan

Pete doesn’t care anymore, he really liked that BIG BUSINESS song.
SONNY VINCENT WITH ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT – Through My Head
SECRET SMOKER – Every Moment All at Once
DETACHED OBJECTS – Look Away
G-WHIZ – Walnut
HARD SKIN – Back of the Van
BUSTED OUTLOOK – It Takes a Billboard

Eli saves it with a good ten minutes and sounds way more exciting than Pete could be.
VACANT LIFE – Clairvoyant
SPRAY PAINT – Country Singer
URANIUM CLUB – Rafter Man

Outro song:
NATIVE NOD – Back to Mimsy

Bring it on you ghost fucks.

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These abandoned houses are so creepy.
SHORT HAIR – Deep Squeak

I felt something brush past my leg.
BORN AGAINST – Half Mast
GREYHOUSE – Taking Gate/Offer
TINA, AGE 13 – Butterfly
INTRO TO AIRLIFT – Ed is On No Side
PORTASTATIC – San Andreas Crouch

We shouldn’t have come here.
PISSE – Work Life Balance
DOWNTOWN BOYS – Break a Few Eggs
HALF HUMAN – Leave Behind
NUN – Evoke the Sleep

Get back you fiends!
ZACH SWAGGER – Try To
ST. JOSEPH & THE ABANDONED FOOD – Harlequin Knights
THIGH MASTER – Age of Concern
SACRED PAWS – San Diego
FLEABITE – Magic 106.7
BING SELFISH – Australia

Is that the last of them? Oh God, I think it might be o
HOT SNAKES – U.S. Mint
SOPORS – Deflated
LUNGFISH – tick tock

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WEED – Tie to Everything You Own

THIS WEEK: Pete’s in jail in Massachusetts for misrepresenting his age to play in the D.F. Wallace Under-18 National Tennis Invitational, so Langford roams the streets until he runs into a friend of his who’s willing to come and co-host this mess with him. So welcome back Zoe.

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An international outpouring of support for our captive brother.
SLEAFORD MODS — Liveable Shit

It’s like Live Aid for assholes.
COLORFUL Z-BRA — This Is Sparta!
TRASHKIT — Boredom
HOT & COLD — City Walls
WEED — Meet Me With Ease

We all weep for your freedom.
PLASTIC DOLLS — The End
SUBURBAN LAWNS — Unable
GLAXO BABIES — Stay Awake
TUXEDOMOON — 7 Years

I will shatter the barriers of time to break your chains.
VOLCANO SUNS — White Elephant
THE GORDONS — Coalminer’s Song
PUBLIC EYE — Public Eye
DEATH TO PIGS — SS Slave
NO — Reculeo

Our tears will break their dams and burst the banks of their rivers.
RUBELLA BALLET -’ Tangled Web
THE FRANTIC ELEVATORS — Every Day I Die

You! Will! Be! Released!!!
PERE UBU — Final Solution

When the first thing you do is shit your pants, nothing else really matters.

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Welcome to Shart City, USA.
INJURED LIST — I Think You Pooped

Everybody get on to the poo choo train!
MESSRS — Hog Maul
BEEF JERK — Holiday
CRAYON — Crown
CANCERS — Punxlose

I prefer the turd log flume.
AMERICAN HATE — Social Exposure
RED MASS — White Nights
MODERN WARFARE — Delivered
DREAMSALON — Soft Stab

Banned from the bathroom.
PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES — Banned from the Pubs
BAD BRAINS — Banned in D.C.
CRASS — Banned from the Roxy

No matter what you name it, it still sounds like shit.
SUBHUMANS (CANADA) — Fuck You
X — The Feel
PRINCE — In the Living Room
DEATH SQUAD — March to your Death
VIETKONG — Intro/In der Nacht
TOTAL CONTROL — Die Now, Laugh Later

So close.
SWIZ — Cause
UNIVERSAL ORDER OF ARMAGEDDEON — Close to Far Away