So we were all set to do a radio show, and then a more grizzled Pete and Langford appeared in a flash of light. They told us they were from a dark future where we had fucked up the radio show, tied us up, and recorded the show themselves. It came out OK.

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A throwback for an intro song? Crazy future us. They must know things we don’t.
Q-FACTOR – I’m Not That Stupid

This is what new releases from the future sound like. Huh, poppy.
THIGH MASTER – Whiplash
PROTEX – I Wonder Why
BBQ – Rock Me
CENTURY PALM – King of John Street
MARK WYNN – Massive

Apparently at one point we bum out Jerry? Oh shit man, we’re totally fucking sorry in advance.
HAIL MARY – Residue
HOSE GOT CABLE – Chevy Chase Motherfucker
HAMMERHEAD – MIA
HONOR ROLE – Bowling For Bibles
HONEYWELL – Undesirable

Man, new music from the future is pretty sweet all in all.
BLANK SQUARE – Empty Head
PLAYBOY – The Weather
CEREAL KILLER – I Don’t Want Any Sandwiches
CAREER SUICIDE – Borrowed Time
DE KIFT – Vlijt

Come to think of it, I should have asked for stock tips instead of more future music.
MOVING TARGETS – Never
RAIN LIKE THE SOUND OF TRAINS – What I Want
GIVE – Do You Feel
HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH – All 12 songs from split 5″ with BEARTRAP

Apparently in the future Poland is still there. Cool, I’d be bummed if I never got a chance to go.
EL BANDA – GwaÅ‚tgÅ‚osy

AMBER ALERT: Pete’s run away from home and we can’t find him no matter how hard we look!

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Maybe a favorite song will lure him home?
SUPERCHUNK — Ribbon

Pete’s splitsville
PANSY DIVISION — Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly, Fond of Eachother
AGATHA — You Know You
UNIVERSAL ORDER OF ARMAGEDDON — Painfully Obvious
CANINE — In/Destructable
BORN AGAINST — Bit Part in a Bad Movie
HAPPY FLOWERS — Toast Fire

Did he run away to join an art damaged pop band…
URANIUM CLUB — Small Fry
ERIK NERVOUS — New Potatoes
MOREDECAI — Want to Be
TVTV — I’m Trouble
VEGETABLE — Sol
WATERY LOVE — Ned’s Dreamcatcher
NACHTHEXEN — Cheer Up Luv
P.E.E. – IHOP
TINA, AGE 13 — Butterfly
LUNGFISH — Mated

…or is he trying to relive his hardcore youth?
MOTHER COUNTRY MOTHERFUCKERS — Gates of Renault
FIDDLEHEAD — Birds Nest
EWA BRAUN — love and love

Whatever he’s doing, wherever he is…
THE PLIMSOULS — A Million Miles Away
HOMOSTUPIDS — Wearing Sammy

Is it moshable? Well, a little bit.

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Intro song:
CHAIN OF STRENGTH – Just How Much?

Langford and the New Gnu (not moshable)
PRE NUMPS – Cleansing Flood
MOLAR – Sylvia
RED MASS – Re-mi-si
LEATHER TOWEL – Nacho Chips

Pete Park Ranger and the Indoor Voices
THE EXECUTIVES – Resistance
TOXIK EPHEX – Bonnie Wee Jeanie McColl
VIOLENT CHANGE – Unit A
CHOOK RACE – At Your Door
CAPTAIN 9’S & THE KNICKERBOCKER TRIO – If This Is Heaven

Langford and the Sports Socks
VEHICLE FLIPS – Welcome to the Big Ten Conference
DAHLIA SEED – Standing 8 Count
TSUNAMI – Ski Trip
AIR MIAMI – World Cup Fever
SHELLAC – Billiard Player Song
MILK FROM CHELTENHAM – Krazy Golf

Pete and the Pits
MAD EXISTENCE – Identity
BAD FUTURE – Injection Burn
SWIZ – Down

Outro song:
SWELL MAPS – Border Country

In Sweden they call it a “Rook Blook.” Same in Canada.

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It’s solitary, so it’s not part of one.
MOSS ICON – I’m Back Sleeping or Fucking or Something

Altogether these are kind of short, so it’s hard to call this a real block. Some of them kinda rock though.
GOD IS MY CO-PILOT – Anatomically Correct
BUZZOVEN – Splinter My Eye
HACESJA – No title
BLACK DICE – untitled
WRANGLER BRUTES – Erase The Faces

See, now this is the genuine article.
DEEP HEAT – It Remains
NATIONS ON FIRE – On and On
[PERU] – Jestem Dziekiem
GREYHOUSE – Value Story
BUZZ RODEO – Hot Spot
HUMAN HANDS – Hiding Place
LA BELLA – Germinal

And this is just a cheap imitation.
GUNK – And…I Won’t Stop
ZONA – Boule Quies
NOLLS – Young
SUPERCHUNK – Tower
WHITNEY HOUSTON’S CRYPT – Twosome’s Threesomes

Our submission for the Space Jam 2 soundtrack.
BASTARD NOISE – The Honesty Shop (excerpt)