“First rule, is […]”
NATION OF ULYSSES – A Kid Who Tells on Another Kid is a Dead Kid
“Everything starts with F U.”
FUGAZI – Number 5
FULL SERVICE QUARTET – Lionel Richie
FULL BONEY – Stars; Pinholes in the Curtain of Our Night
FULL FATHOM FIVE – A Trap
FUSES – I’m in Love With Electricity
“Call in NOW with how you’ve been.”
HOTHEAD – Jammed Together
THE BRAIN – Too Much to Dream
WOTZIT – Fake
DON’T ASK – Here’s Another One
ROSHOMON – Develop and Genocide
SOFT SHOULDER – Vacuum
VIAGRA BOYS – Upside Backwards
HOLOGRAMS – Simulacrum
“Yes, yes. That’s not really what it sounds like […]”
NOTS – Rat King
COMPLETE CRAP – Tomorrow
PLAX – Boring Story
PREENING – Circular Problem
“Face it; you’re old and out of touch.”
HUGGY BEAR – Pansy Twist
Give it up for Pete. He’s over 40, he’s a foreman at a job he hates, and he still manages to drag up some enthusiasm to pick out 4 new records for you. All for you.
GHOSTED – Swan Song
THE CAVE MEN – Ca Ca (My Wall)
BO!ROCK – トドノツマリ イン ザ ムード (In the Mood After All)
YOUNG CONSERVATIVES – Pure Desire
Crossed out (the set of 5 songs about crosses and crucifixes, not the band).
CRUCIFIX – Prejudice
RVINES – Piss Cross
JERRY’S KIDS – Crucify Me
CLOACA – Nailed to Our Crosses
RUDIMENTARY PENI – Flesh Crucifix
Man, like, just make your own tool joke. They’re all basically as good as each other.
HAMMERHEAD – Anvil
SQUIRREL BAIT – Hammering So Hard
BIG BLACK – Pavement Saw
BOLD – Nailed to the X
FUGAZI – Returning the Screw
RORSCHACH – My Mind’s in a Vice (And it’s Cranked Real Tight)
***Flagged for inappropriate content***
BORN AGAINST – Half Mast
F.O.D. – Tattered Flag
SPAZZ – Dan Lifting Banner
WIRE – Pink Flag
Lost Cherrees – No Flag
Joan chimes in to remind us that hardcore rules! Pete and Langford shrug and play an all red backup set.
HATED YOUTH – Hardcore Rules
RED EYE LEGENDS – Monsters
RED HARE – Horace
BATON ROUGE – Côte Du Py
VEXX – I Wanna Be Where the Boys Are
STILL LIFE – Broken Boy
THE FEELIES – The Boy with Perpetual Nervousness
GUIDED BY VOICES – Gold Star for Robot Boy
MARK WYNN – Boys Don’t Cry (Massive Turn On)
The Now Now
WHIPPING POST – Open Your Eyes
US WEEKLY – American Piss
MOLAR – What Kind of Monster Are You?
DANA – SPEED GHOST
THE Now Nower
BEHAVIOR – Topanga Keepsake
AURÓRA CIRKÁLÓ – Robotok
BENT – Bless You
THE MARVIN GAYS – Alerte Niveau 4
JOYRIDE! – Rumors
The Now Nowest
NOTHING OF MERIT – Factor of 10
CLOUD RAT – Fish in a Pool
POLYCHROME VIOLENCE – Up on the Spot
J CHURCH – I Can’t Be Nice to You
SHOTMAKER – Satellite Screens
So we were all set to do a radio show, and then a more grizzled Pete and Langford appeared in a flash of light. They told us they were from a dark future where we had fucked up the radio show, tied us up, and recorded the show themselves. It came out OK.
A throwback for an intro song? Crazy future us. They must know things we don’t.
Q-FACTOR – I’m Not That Stupid
This is what new releases from the future sound like. Huh, poppy.
THIGH MASTER – Whiplash
PROTEX – I Wonder Why
BBQ – Rock Me
CENTURY PALM – King of John Street
MARK WYNN – Massive
Apparently at one point we bum out Jerry? Oh shit man, we’re totally fucking sorry in advance.
HAIL MARY – Residue
HOSE GOT CABLE – Chevy Chase Motherfucker
HAMMERHEAD – MIA
HONOR ROLE – Bowling For Bibles
HONEYWELL – Undesirable
Man, new music from the future is pretty sweet all in all.
BLANK SQUARE – Empty Head
PLAYBOY – The Weather
CEREAL KILLER – I Don’t Want Any Sandwiches
CAREER SUICIDE – Borrowed Time
DE KIFT – Vlijt
Come to think of it, I should have asked for stock tips instead of more future music.
MOVING TARGETS – Never
RAIN LIKE THE SOUND OF TRAINS – What I Want
GIVE – Do You Feel
HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH – All 12 songs from split 5″ with BEARTRAP
Apparently in the future Poland is still there. Cool, I’d be bummed if I never got a chance to go.
EL BANDA – Gwałtgłosy
A weekly radio show featuring the best DIY punk, garage rock and hardcore from the astounding, ever-growing Maximum Rocknroll record collection.